Coming up this Saturday ... Jim Gleason's Little People - Part 2
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Old Top Stories
The links are probably dead by now. All things must pass. Anyway, here they are:
My Mom Looked More Like Munch's "The Scream", After Having Me
I Wept Because My Third Leg Was Short, Until I Met A Chicken With Four Feet
"The Pleasure ... More Durable And More Frequent"
I Can't Believe This Guy Thought Of It Before I Did
I Would Have Thought This Would Be A Mother-Daughter Record
"Bah" - Charles Stewart Parnell
He'll Require Extensive Sturgery
OK. Here's A Bunch Of Weird Stories, In Summary Format. This Should Last Me For A Week
Huh. It Turns Out Mrs. Toad Is Italian, Apparently.
They Were Granted A Marriage License, But Forbidden To Procreate
Feh. This Tastes Like Dingo Urine
Wasn't He The Guy With The Beard In The Oakridge Boys?
They May Have Lost To Italy, But They Have Cement Balls
It's Been Really Hard On The Dikes
Mrs. Toad Found A Bigger One In The Loo
Why The Cable Guy Is Always Late
This Happens To Mrs. Toad Every Morning
Lawyers Do the Darndest Things
Honey! Come Here And Look At This!
Say It Three Times Fast: Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Glug Glug
She Let Out A Blood-Curdling Scream As She Fell Off Her Stiltons
This Had Better Not Be The Start Of A Trend
The Winning Bidder Was Jenny (867-5309)
They're Lucky The Uniforms Weren't Transparent Across The Netherlands
Spoiler: The Hero Is Not Captured In A Spider Hole
The Kurds Should Love This Perfume
Nancy Drew And The Case Of The Stolen Amish Poos
That Nightstick's Not Regulation
I Used To Love Him In The Sunday Comics
No, You Can't Buy The Shitehole!
How Much Do You Think You Can Get For That Crap?
Luis And Angel Are Idiots. Listen To Armand.
Yer In London. Act Like The Mayor
